Killaminute- a collection of funny emails, videos and pictures.: 04/2007

Friday, 27 April 2007

A few funnies to brighten up the day

Thursday, 26 April 2007

Fat Kid on Moped!

Now I know i've put a couple of posts up relating to 'Fat kids' and it's not cause I particularly like taking the mickey out of people, its purely because I happened upon some on Youtube(erm.......) and..... oh sod it, they just fall so much funnier.

Fat kid on slingshot ride

I Know we shouldn't laugh at this but my god this is funny. Check out the mum laughing her ass off.

Human slingshot

This is the famous human slingshot. Horizontal bungee. NUTS!!!

HOME REMEDIES

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic.
Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto, the
blockage will be almost instantly removed.

2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting
someone else to hold them while you chop away.

3. You can avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat
just by using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed
for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember
to use an egg timer.

5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you
From rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze
button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you
will be afraid to cough.

7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will
forget all about the toothache.

8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really
are:

In life, you only need two tools - WD-40 and Duct Tape.
If it doesn't move but should, use the WD-40.
If it should not move and does, use the duct tape.

9. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

10. Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.

Thought for the Day:

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES ..... THEY ARE NOT REALLY GOOD FOR
ANYTHING ... BUT THEY STILL BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN YOU PUSH
THEM DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS.

19 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don t use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

Wednesday, 25 April 2007

How real men use Post It notes

Zippo "Twilight Zone" Lighter Trick

This is a great little zippo lighter trick that will amaze your friends. If you're a fan of street magic tricks, this zippo trick is definately one to learn

Tuesday, 24 April 2007

Terrible Joke!!

An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction
site.

The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy,
"You're in charge of sweeping." To the Scotsman he says, "You're in
charge of shovelling." And to the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of
supplies."

He then says, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you
guys to make a dent in that there pile."

So the foreman goes away for a couple hours and when he returns, the
pile of sand is untouched.

He asks the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?" The Italian
replies, "I no hava no broom. You saida to the Chinese a fella that he a
wasa in a charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda
finda him nowhere."

Then the foreman turns to the Scotsman and says, And you, I thought I

told you to shovel this pile." The Scotsman replies, "Aye, ye did lad,
boot ah couldnay get meself a shoovel! Ye left th' Chinese gadgie in
chairge of supplies, boot ah couldnay fin' him either."

The foreman is really angry now and storms off toward the pile of sand
to look for the Chinese guy ... Just then, the Chinese guy leaps out
from behind the pile of sand and yells...

"SUPPLIES!!!"