The Carrot Slicer

Jokes (1): "Jim worked in a carrot canning factory for over 30 years. One day he came home to his wife to tell her that he has terrible urges to stick his d#ck into the carrot slicer. His wife is shocked and suggests that he should see a therapist to talk about it, but Jim said he would be too embarrassed. He said it was probably just a phase and he would be ok. One day a few weeks later, Jim came home. His wife could see that something was seriously wrong. 'What's wrong, Jim?' she asked. 'Do you remember that I told you how I had this incredible urge to put my d#ck into the carrot slicer?' 'Jim, please tell me you didn't!' 'Yes, I did.' 'My God Jim, what happened?' 'I got fired.' 'Oh no! I mean why? What happened to the carrot slicer?' 'She got fired too.'"