THE VENTRILOQUIST

>An English ventriloquist visiting Wales walks into a small village and
>sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog.
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>He figures he'll have some fun, so he says to the Welshman "Can I talk
>to your dog?"
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>Villager: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid git"
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>Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?
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>Dog: "Doin' alright"
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>Villager: (Look of extreme shock)
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>Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?"
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>(Pointing at the villager)
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>Dog: "Yep"
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>Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
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>Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and
>takes me to the lake once a week to play"
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>Villager: (Look of disbelief)
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>Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
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>Villager: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either. I think"
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>Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
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>Horse: "Cool"
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>Villager: (Absolutely dumfounded)
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>Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the villager)
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>Horse: "Yep"
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>Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
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>Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes

>me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements"
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>Villager: (Total look of amazement)
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>Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
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>Villager: (In a panic) "The sheep's a liar."

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