Sick Day (Blonde joke)

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would notAllow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down from the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing? I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was"CRAZY" and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What areYou doing ?" I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearlystressed out. Go home and recuperate for a Couple of days."I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker (theBlonde) followed me, the Boss said to her, "And where do you think you're going?"

(You're gonna love this...)She said,

"I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"