A TRUE PLAYA

> One evening, Mike went over to his friend, Terry`s, house to play
> cards with some friends. Mike sat directly across from Terry`s wife.
> Mike dropped a card on the floor and bent down to pick it up. When he
> looked across the table he saw that Terry`s wife had her legs wide
> open and no panties on. He sat up and was flushed. He went into the
> kitchen to get a drink of water. To his surprise, Terry`s wife had
> followed him into the kitchen and said "Did you like what you saw?"
> Mike said "Yes, I did!" Terry`s wife said "Well, you can get more than

> that but it will cost you $500." So Mike thought about his financial
> situation and said okay. She said "Come here tomorrow at 2:30 because
> Terry will be at work." Mike said "I`ll see you then." The next day
> Mike went over, they had sex, he paid her, then he left. Later Terry
> came home and asked "Has Mike been over here today?" Thinking she had
> been caught, she said "As a matter of fact, he did."
>
> Terry said "Good, because that fool came by my job this morning and
> asked to borrow $500 until this evening, and he said he would leave it

> with you."
>
> Now, that's a true playa!